The Crazy, Nasty-Ass Huffle Badger
the official blog of the crazy, nasty-ass huffle badger.
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A working glossary of terms may be found here.
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Huffle Badger, I thought your account was dead! I missed you--there's so much shit-giving on Pottermore right now, this puffling needed some rationality in her life!
Asked by Anonymous
Huffle Badger has heard about all the shit-giving going on in Pottermore. Huffle Badger would just like to remind his pufflings to have some perspective.
If the house points aren’t redeemable for food and sweets, then why are so many pufflings (in all houses) giving so many shits? Chill out, followers. When dinner’s on the line — then we’ll give a shit.
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Hey Huffle Badger. I'm a Puffling who's been reading your blog for the last hour or so(it's totally awesome, and is the most amazing blog I have found on the internet.) You seem to have an answer for everything,so I'd like to ask for some advice. A lot of the time, my loyalty and desire to work hard and help people has gotten in the way of my not giving a shit. There's only so many shits I have to give, and would like to keep some of them for more important things. What should I do?
Asked by Anonymous
First off, thanks puffling. Huffle Badger never tires of hearing kind words from his fellow pufflings. It’s not an easy thing, hufflin’.
Hufflin’ ain’t easy.
But it’s important to pay attention to how much time you’re spending on yourself in comparison to your compassionate nature. You can’t run yourself ragged helping other people…in fact, you can’t really help others if you can’t help yourself first.
Take some time prioritizing your own issues and get your own affairs in order, and then — if you can manage it, lend some of that badassedness to others. Be a role model to others and lead by example. And when it becomes too much, take a step back, eat a fucking sandwich, and take a moment to yourself.
Best of luck, puffling.
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Photo reblogged from The 99 Problems of Jay-Z
Problem 08.
Can’t even eat a cuban sandwich without people looking at me funny.
Jay-Z is OBVIOUSLY not a huffle badger, ‘cause we don’t give two fucks what people think about us while we’re enjoying a cuban sandwich.
