Anonymous asked: Huffle Badger, I thought your account was dead! I missed you--there's so much shit-giving on Pottermore right now, this puffling needed some rationality in her life!
Anonymous asked: Hey Huffle Badger. I'm a Puffling who's been reading your blog for the last hour or so(it's totally awesome, and is the most amazing blog I have found on the internet.) You seem to have an answer for everything,so I'd like to ask for some advice. A lot of the time, my loyalty and desire to work hard and help people has gotten in the way of my not giving a shit. There's...
Anonymous asked: Hey Hufflebadger, it's the grumpy-ass Puffling from a month or so ago. Just wanted to let you know I sucked it up and managed to make a few new friends after receiving your badass advice. One of the friends I made even turned out to be another Hufflepuff! So, thanks for that. Also really good to see you back!
Anonymous asked: Hey Huffle Badger, do you ever get mad at the other mascots?
Anonymous asked: Huffle Badger!! I know you're off not giving a shit, but will you please come back and give a shit about your little Pufflings?
tonystarksaslytherin asked: Hi there! One of my blogs is running a pretty amazing Harry Potter giveaway to get people excited for an upcoming Hufflepuff house pride music video release and I was wondering if you'd be willing to pass it along to your followers. Everyone loves free stuff, right? Especially free Potter stuff. c: Anyhow, it's the most recent post on Not-Literally's tumblr. Thanks so so much!
Anonymous asked: Are you proud of your puffling Ernie Macmillian? After all, that little shit was badass enough to be the first one in the battle of Hogwarts to declare that he wanted to fight.
Anonymous asked: oh huffle badger, i want to be a puffling but i'm not hardworking or patient enough! is it possible to grow into a house?
Anonymous asked: HuffleBadger did you eat Gryffinlion? He hasn't been around in a while....
otherworldly-visions asked: I need help. I got sorted in to hufflepuff, and I'm still sort of upset about it. Like it has been at least 3 months and I don't know how completely happy I am about it. I always thought I was more a or a ravenclaw, or gryffindor, or even a slitherin. Can you help me learn to have puff pride?
songofthestarwhale asked: Hello Dear Hufflebadger! Just dropping you a line to know that your blog has made this littel Puffling proud. keep up the good work!
Anonymous asked: Father HuffleBadger, why is it that your Pufflings refuse to get their butts in gear and start giving the other three houses some competition in the House Cup? SlytherSnakes who have friends of the Puffling variety find it annoying when their only reply is that they don't give a shit. This SlytherSnake would like some competition that doesn't just come from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw.
Anonymous asked: (still the slapped anon) I just want to thankfor giving me advice that allowed me to keep a leveled head and not overeact to this situation. Your advice remjnded me 2 respect myself and draw a line cuz when I'm abused it shouldn't be treated like no big deal. my otherfriends have been reprimanding the rough one a little more, going from playfully scolding her and accepting abuse be...
Anonymous asked: I'm the anon who got slapped. Your advice helped!. My mom was afraid that I became depressed but I said that this wasn't worth giving a shit. That helped me a lot w. dealing w. this as well as the advice 2 talk 2 my other friends. Their initial reactions were 'being slapped isn't worth getting mad cuz she's 'done it b4'/she's been depressed this week that...
Anonymous asked: Huffle Badger, I'm a Ravenbird through and through and unfortunately we tend to give a lot of shits. Currently I'm giving a shit about the fact that I'm halfway to twenty-one and I still have never been on a date/kissed a guy/had a boyfriend etc. I don't think I'm unattractive or anything, but it's starting to bother me. How can I be more like you and give less of a...
narynewt asked: Huffle Badger, I'm a puffling, but I suck at finding things. I always loose my phone, keys, etc. Can you give me some advice on keeping my stuff from sprouting legs and going off and hiding? It's become a serious problem. Thanks!
Slytherin pufflings, rejoice! →
…Or whatever it is you shits do. Apparently, just because Huffle Badger is hibernating doesn’t mean all the other mascots have been, too. If you’d like musings from Slythersnake, check out his blog.
Anonymous asked: Huffle Badger may I please have permission to not give a fuck?
Anonymous asked: Hufflebadger, I just want you to know that your badassness and awesome advice makes me a proud puffling!
Anonymous asked: Huffle Badger, I'm a very proud puffling, but on the outside I don't come off as a typical Hufflepuff. I'm always grumpy and gruff and shit, so people are intimidated by me, and thusly this puffling doesn't have many friends. Not complaining about the ones I have, but sometimes I'd like to have more, but the intimidation + me being kind of shy hinders it. Does Huffle...
Anonymous asked: Dear Huffles, I have a mate who's always jumping into shit without thinking, his intentions are always good though. He's always getting into trouble and I worry about him. He's got a thick head, though, he never listens. Pufflings give a shit about their friends, so how do I help this loon?
Anonymous asked: Two things, lovely Huffle-Badger. First, I'm the only puffling in my group of friends, everyone is making fun of me.. I feel like I'm a bad puffling for giving a shit, but it hurts my feelings! What do I do?? Also, What would you do if there was a certain someone you liked, and that person only wanted to be friends with special extras, would you go for it??
Anonymous asked: Oh Great and Mighty Huffle Badger, please share with us humble pufflings your great wisdom! ...How the fuck do we pass our exams??
spacerelish asked: I wanted to let you know you are the best, and give great advice and I read every one of your posts in Samuel L. Jackson's voice because you are both BAMF's.
Anonymous asked: Father Hufflebadger, could you please share some amusing experiences that you have had with the other mascots with us pufflings?
otherworldly-visions asked: Huffle Badger. I greet you. I just wanted to say that at first I was super upset about getting in to Hufflepuff. But now thanks to this blog I am filled with Puff-fucking-pride. THANK YOU HUFFLE BADGER.
The Huffle Badger Blog Glossary
This blog has been going for a while now, and though many of Huffle Badger’s followers have been around since jump street, it’s time to compile a glossary of terms Huffle Badger uses regularly in his blog. Terms will be added or edited as necessary. To suggest an addition or an edit, merely submit a request to the Huffle Badger. Gryffinlion (n.) - The animal mascot of Gryffindor...
Huffle Badgerly Advice
Sometimes, it’s really hard for Huffle Badger’s pufflings to deal with the fact that they won’t always be liked. It’s a difficult process for Hufflepuffs to realize that not everyone is as kind and accepting as they are. Huffle Badger understands what it’s like to be disliked. After all, one doesn’t get to be crowned the most badassed creature in the animal...
When things just aren't going your way... →
Just click the magic button and make everything OK.
livelaughlovetoread asked: Ravenbird Here! I just have to tell you I love your blog. I wish there was a Gryffinlion, Slythersnake and Ravenbird, because all of you together would be enough laughter to live off of.
Hufflebadger is good in Ravenbirds book.
Hufflebadger is good in Ravenbirds book.
New -- Rebloggable Q&A Screencaps!
At the request of MANY pufflings, Huffle Badger will now begin taking screencaps of his most popular Q and A’s. This means you may now reblog Huffle Badger’s ridiculous antics If there’s one from the past you’d like to be included, let Huffle Badger know. In the future, Huffle Badger will screencap any advice given in this rebloggable format.
Anonymous asked: You really don't have anything nice to say about slythersnake? D: What about his top-notch cunning. Or strong ambitions?
timeladies asked: Why do you dislike Slythersnake so much, Puffles? As a Slytherpuffling I would very much like to know.
harrypotterismyentirelife asked: Huffle Badger, can you post the lyrics to that 'Sexy Hufflepuff Party' song you posted a month ago? I can't quite understand a couple of the parts, and to able to sing along properly would be great. Thanks!
Anonymous asked: Tell us some nice things about them other mascots, puffles!
Anonymous asked: Puffles, what was the nicest thing that each of the mascots has done for you?
Anonymous asked: Remember me, badger? I'm the anon with the eating disorder that felt like a bad puffling for having one, but was recovering? I've taken upon the puffling way and chosen to EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, and I don't give a flying fuck if anyone doesn't like what weight I am or how much I eat. Don't give a shit because it's my life and my body, don't give a shit...
hufflepuffrainbows asked: So today at lunch I was sitting with my fellow puffs and gryffs talkin' about how cool Pottermore is and shit, and this guy kept butting into our conversation saying Ravenclaw was obviously the best house. I kept trying to let it slide, but then my inner huffle badger roared out after hearing so much. I told him no one is better than anyone, all houses are equal, and no one appreciates the...