the official blog of the crazy, nasty-ass huffle badger.Confused? Watch this video to understand the meme.A working glossary of terms may be found here.The Crazy, Nasty-Ass Huffle BadgerTumblr (3.0; @crazynastyasshufflebadger)http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/Huffle Badger, I thought your account was dead! I missed you--there's so much shit-giving on Pottermore right now, this puffling needed some rationality in her life!Huffle Badger has heard about all the shit-giving going on in Pottermore. Huffle Badger would just...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49133305529http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49133305529Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:21:08 -0400Hey Huffle Badger. I'm a Puffling who's been reading your blog for the last hour or so(it's totally awesome, and is the most amazing blog I have found on the internet.) You seem to have an answer for everything,so I'd like to ask for some advice. A lot of the time, my loyalty and desire to work hard and help people has gotten in the way of my not giving a shit. There's only so many shits I have to give, and would like to keep some of them for more important things. What should I do?First off, thanks puffling. Huffle Badger never tires of hearing kind words from his fellow...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49133110660http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49133110660Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:18:35 -0400the99problemsofjay-z: Problem 08. Can’t even eat a cuban...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8952cbed89c4e6850fde4864fb456b7f/tumblr_mlzm2920Ga1spwu4co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the99problemsofjay-z.tumblr.com/post/49130886305/problem-08-cant-even-eat-a-cuban-sandwich" target="_blank">the99problemsofjay-z</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Problem 08.</p> <p>Can’t even eat a cuban sandwich without people looking at me funny.</p> </blockquote> <p>Jay-Z is OBVIOUSLY not a huffle badger, ‘cause we don’t give two fucks what people think about us while we’re enjoying a cuban sandwich.</p>http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49132614458http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/49132614458Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:12:06 -0400honey badgerhuffle badgerhufflepuffjay-z99 problemscubaHey Hufflebadger, it's the grumpy-ass Puffling from a month or so ago. Just wanted to let you know I sucked it up and managed to make a few new friends after receiving your badass advice. One of the friends I made even turned out to be another Hufflepuff! So, thanks for that. Also really good to see you back!Thanks, puffling. I’m glad to see that you’re off being social and shit. Being social is...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37860239798http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37860239798Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:29:21 -0500Hey Huffle Badger, do you ever get mad at the other mascots?Huffle Badger doesn’t have time for that kind of nonsense. In all honesty, sometimes the other...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37858650253http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37858650253Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:08:40 -0500Huffle Badger!! I know you're off not giving a shit, but will you please come back and give a shit about your little Pufflings?http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37858431915http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/37858431915Thu, 13 Dec 2012 17:05:45 -0500Hi there! One of my blogs is running a pretty amazing Harry Potter giveaway to get people excited for an upcoming Hufflepuff house pride music video release and I was wondering if you'd be willing to pass it along to your followers. Everyone loves free stuff, right? Especially free Potter stuff. c: Anyhow, it's the most recent post on Not-Literally's tumblr. Thanks so so much!Not so sure if this was time sensitive, but Huffle Badgers aren’t known for showing up on-time...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384641243http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384641243Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:45:49 -0400Are you proud of your puffling Ernie Macmillian? After all, that little shit was badass enough to be the first one in the battle of Hogwarts to declare that he wanted to fight.Huffle Badger is proud of all his pufflings. They may be misguided at times, but who the fuck...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384330498http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384330498Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:41:14 -0400oh huffle badger, i want to be a puffling but i'm not hardworking or patient enough! is it possible to grow into a house?It most certainly is, puffling! After all, Huffle Badger wasn’t always the hufflin’...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384291044http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384291044Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:40:40 -0400HuffleBadger did you eat Gryffinlion? He hasn't been around in a while....Huffle Badger respects his taste buds. He would never.http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384188955http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384188955Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:39:08 -0400I need help. I got sorted in to hufflepuff, and I'm still sort of upset about it. Like it has been at least 3 months and I don't know how completely happy I am about it. I always thought I was more a or a ravenclaw, or gryffindor, or even a slitherin. Can you help me learn to have puff pride?Puffling, no one can teach you to have puff pride. You’re going to have to teach yourself that...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384167242http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384167242Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:38:48 -0400Hello Dear Hufflebadger! Just dropping you a line to know that your blog has made this littel Puffling proud. keep up the good work!Huffle Badger appreciates the words of encouragement. It’s like food in his stomach, only...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384046973http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/26384046973Mon, 02 Jul 2012 20:37:01 -0400Father HuffleBadger, why is it that your Pufflings refuse to get their butts in gear and start giving the other three houses some competition in the House Cup? SlytherSnakes who have friends of the Puffling variety find it annoying when their only reply is that they don't give a shit. This SlytherSnake would like some competition that doesn't just come from Gryffindor and Ravenclaw.Huffle Badger thinks it’s important to consider: Maybe the shit that matters to Slythersnakes...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672456939http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672456939Thu, 24 May 2012 10:50:21 -0400(still the slapped anon) I just want to thankfor giving me advice that allowed me to keep a leveled head and not overeact to this situation. Your advice remjnded me 2 respect myself and draw a line cuz when I'm abused it shouldn't be treated like no big deal. my otherfriends have been reprimanding the rough one a little more, going from playfully scolding her and accepting abuse be they're friends to seriously telling her to control herself. Thank you for all your advice cuz it helped a lot :)http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672374722http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672374722Thu, 24 May 2012 10:47:47 -0400I'm the anon who got slapped. Your advice helped!. My mom was afraid that I became depressed but I said that this wasn't worth giving a shit. That helped me a lot w. dealing w. this as well as the advice 2 talk 2 my other friends. Their initial reactions were 'being slapped isn't worth getting mad cuz she's 'done it b4'/she's been depressed this week that makes it ok'. I feltemotionally blackmailed 2 accept her 'apology'. However she's on 'probation' and our friendship will never be the same.http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672372001http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/23672372001Thu, 24 May 2012 10:47:42 -0400Huffle Badger likes this kid’s father…he’s...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rsk7t22S1r1wlpxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Huffle Badger likes this kid’s father…he’s definitely got the right idea.</p>http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22727719368http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22727719368Wed, 09 May 2012 15:24:07 -0400funny pictureshufflepuffharry potterhuffle badgerHuffle Badger, I'm a Ravenbird through and through and unfortunately we tend to give a lot of shits. Currently I'm giving a shit about the fact that I'm halfway to twenty-one and I still have never been on a date/kissed a guy/had a boyfriend etc. I don't think I'm unattractive or anything, but it's starting to bother me. How can I be more like you and give less of a shit about crap like this? I have books to read, I don't have time for caring!When Huffle Badger thinks about it, romance is really weird. You’re basically consenting to...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646819193http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646819193Tue, 08 May 2012 06:53:00 -0400Huffle Badger, I'm a puffling, but I suck at finding things. I always loose my phone, keys, etc. Can you give me some advice on keeping my stuff from sprouting legs and going off and hiding? It's become a serious problem. Thanks!Puffling, you remind Huffle Badger of Neville. That guy was always losing shit. But it’s okay....http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646610656http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646610656Tue, 08 May 2012 06:43:00 -0400Slytherin pufflings, rejoice!Slytherin pufflings, rejoice!: …Or whatever it is you shits do. Apparently, just because...http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646479137http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22646479137Tue, 08 May 2012 06:37:00 -0400slytherinhuffle badgerharry potterHuffle Badger may I please have permission to not give a fuck? Permission granted.http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22630735667http://crazynastyasshufflebadger.tumblr.com/post/22630735667Mon, 07 May 2012 22:34:34 -0400