…Or whatever it is you shits do. Apparently, just because Huffle Badger is hibernating doesn’t mean all the other mascots have been, too. If you’d like musings from Slythersnake, check out his blog.
Asked by Anonymous
For your first question, Huffle Badger would like to redirect you to his blog post, Four Steps To Silence Your Haters. It’s a great go-to guide when you’re unsure of how to deal with the huffle haters in your life.
As for your second question, Huffle Badger knows what this is like. Huffle Badger too has been used for his dashing good looks and pleasant disposition.
Huffle Badger suggests that you don’t get into a relationship with someone who isn’t really interested in the best parts of you: like your intellect, spirit, and uncanny ability to not give a shit.
You’ll probably resent them later when they are unwilling to give you more than a moment’s snog in the corridors.