The Crazy, Nasty-Ass Huffle Badger
the official blog of the crazy, nasty-ass huffle badger.
Confused? Watch this video to understand the meme.
A working glossary of terms may be found here.
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Photo reblogged from The 99 Problems of Jay-Z
Problem 08.
Can’t even eat a cuban sandwich without people looking at me funny.
Jay-Z is OBVIOUSLY not a huffle badger, ‘cause we don’t give two fucks what people think about us while we’re enjoying a cuban sandwich.
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Huffle Badger likes this kid’s father…he’s definitely got the right idea.
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Two things, lovely Huffle-Badger. First, I'm the only puffling in my group of friends, everyone is making fun of me.. I feel like I'm a bad puffling for giving a shit, but it hurts my feelings! What do I do?? Also, What would you do if there was a certain someone you liked, and that person only wanted to be friends with special extras, would you go for it??
Asked by Anonymous
For your first question, Huffle Badger would like to redirect you to his blog post, Four Steps To Silence Your Haters. It’s a great go-to guide when you’re unsure of how to deal with the huffle haters in your life.
As for your second question, Huffle Badger knows what this is like. Huffle Badger too has been used for his dashing good looks and pleasant disposition.
Huffle Badger suggests that you don’t get into a relationship with someone who isn’t really interested in the best parts of you: like your intellect, spirit, and uncanny ability to not give a shit.
You’ll probably resent them later when they are unwilling to give you more than a moment’s snog in the corridors.
